Stop, Cross, Sneeze

Let's face it - as a woman when you cross that magical line of 40 you enter a different world.  Sure you don't want to admit it but:

• your fertility, which since age 35 was plunging like Wall Street, now goes into asystole
• you are closer to menopause than away from it
• your boobs are losing their fight against gravity
• you get called "ma'am" way more than you did when you were 30
• Duran Duran have been around over 30 years and when the *hell* did that happen??
• and this happens:

And if you find you have a cold, or hayfever, you find you must hold back that sneeze long enough to cross your legs or find yourself doing extra laundry.

Just sayin'...