The Triumphant Return of the Saturday Skinfest
Bet you thought it was gone for good, didn't ya? Silly you.
I do have some new readers who believe I am a fine and upstanding person and aren't fully acquainted with the Skinfest, so indulge me for a moment while I explain. Now I am a fine and upstanding person who also has an appreciation for the male physique, and particularly for the male physique of rugby league players. The Skinfest is my weekly indulgence of said appreciation. As a nod to my male readers I offer a slice of cheesecake at the end, usually served with some commentary that is laced with equal parts scorn and envy.
Since the 2010 NRL season kicked off last week, what better time to bring back the Skinfest! What's that? You say last week would've been good? Shut up.
Oh and newbies? We're (meaning me) not very subtle here with the Skinfest where we feature stuff like this:
Darren Lockyer, or as I like to call him the Shirtless Wonder.
Jonathan Thurston, who has an ass I could happily bounce a 50 cent piece off of all night long.
Cooper Cronk, his snail trail and his too small speedos (and very pale thighs - yikes) which leave little to the imagination.
And supermodel Gisele Bundchen, who clearly is too beautiful not to have been airbrushed to oblivion. Honestly, how do her boobs stay like that??Still with me? Cool. More skin next week - same bat-time, same bat-blog.
7 Witty Remarks:
Those togs are awfully small on that guy. Eeewww.
As for the model - hurumf! Who would want to be that gorgeous anyway!
Giselle is Tom Brady's wife. He's the star quarterback of the National Football League's New England Patriots. I'm sure his "passes" at her are what keeps her in such good shape.
Hubba, Hubba.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I have really missed the skinfest. Staying in shape like Michelle is easy - first be built like a boy, second never eat and third hire a maid, cook, etc. so your nails never break.
Holy moly!
Thanks for bringing this back.
Gisele's boobies aren't big enough to move or have a mind of their own!! :-)
God dammit!!!! How did I miss the SKINFEST?????
Thank goodness it's back... and so is the footy, even though we played like a pack of 2 year olds on Sunday... let's hope the Broncos do the same tonight :-)
Cooper Cronk should have worn shorts,those speedos are way too small for him and he doesn't fill them very well - looks small.
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