Saturday, October 11, 2008

Saturday Skinfest

I miss footy! When is the off-season over? What good sports are there to watch now? Cricket? Bah - baseball on Prozac. Too little coverage of US sports to help matters. Soccer? Or yet another 'footy' as we're supposed to call it now? Maybe... they do pull their shirts up over their heads, right?

Ok, let's get to the drool-fest:

The only thing the Grand Final was missing, other than playing shirtless, was more shots of weeping Storm players, especially Billy Slater. As good looking as he is, he's a sook and a wanker and I so wanted so see him cry like a girl.

Footy players are the only people who should be allowed to wear budgie-smugglers. In fact, it should be compulsory for them.

Matt Cooper looking all golden and studly in the surf. Tasty!

Tom Brady, you lucky bastard. I do hope Gisele is taking good care of you after you went and injured yourself. I suppose just looking at her makes you feel better.

More skin next week!

2 Witty Remarks:

Mumfies said...

Mooselet - WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT! You know I'm a Billy fan!!! He's still cute, so who cares!!

I don't think anyone should wear the dickies. Nope, they're just too yicky.


LOVIN's the off season :)
Oooh yeah!

miss wtf said...

Well we all know Mumfies is insane and doesn't understand that what she just wrote is terribly offensive to football fans.... so we'll ignore her comments.

Billy is scum (except when he plays for Queensland, then he's Qld scum and I'll tolerate him).