Q & A
Those pesky Jehovah Witness's were back in the 'hood today, leaving more of their literature in my letterbox. At least they didn't destroy my property this time. But they did pose some questions on their pamphlet that I will try my best to answer. They did ask, after all:
Does God really care about us?
I think that if there is a God, he's looking for the "Do Over" button as concerns the human race. I would.
Will war and suffering ever end?
I doubt it. Humans have been fighting with each other since the fork in the branch of the evolutionary tree that Creationist deny exists. As much as I'd like it to happen, I don't see it anytime soon.
What happens to us when we die?
Biologically speaking? That's kinda complex - go read this Wikipedia article for the lowdown. After that, you may be put into the ground, or cremated, or donated. Or a combination - cremated when the future doctors of tomorrow are done with you, for example. And they do need you.
Is there any hope for the dead?
Ummmm, no. Death is final. Unless you're hoping they stay dead, then yes! Next!
How can I pray and be heard by God?
I'm told the traditional pose in on your knees. However since other activities considered immoral by certain folk also take place in this position, you may want to reconsider. But really, however you feel comfortable.
How can I find happiness in life?
Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. And chocolate. Hell, chocolate alcohol!
Feel free to answer these questions in your own words in the comment section. And for the record, if any other religious group would like to leave their own questions in my mailbox, I will do my best to answer them as well. Much like my views on a person's sexuality, a person's religious belief's are their business. I don't give a fig what you worship - until you try and convert me. Then all bets are off and I'm an equal opportunity snark.
RAmen.
6 Witty Remarks:
Someone telling you which religion you should or shouldn't follow is right up there with telemarketers in my book (and it's a very wee book, honest!).
I know what you believe, now leave me alone to believe in what I believe. Let's agree to never bring this up again ok? Good, now step away from the door and take your pamphlets with you!
The last time one came to my door I simply told him that I was an agnostic. He said, "Is that some kind of Protestant?" "No. It is a Voodooist." He left in a rather large hurry and I haven't seen one since. I can't find the mark on the door, but if I do I'll send it along.
I have no problem with anyone beliefs, just leave me alone, pretty please.
These questions from the same folks that don't believe in birthday celebrations or blood transfusions. I like to answer the door and pretend I have Turrets Syndrome. It really freaks them out a bit.
As much as I hate proselytizing, it should be pointed out that the JW and LDS and others do this because they genuinely believe they have been commanded by God to do so. Not because they get their jollies out of pissing people off. When they come to the door, I simply tell them politely I'm not interested and that's it. I guess I don't understand why some people feel the need to be snarky about it.
I suppose it's because most people have tried to be polite about it and yet they keep coming back. I've told them I'm not interested and no one is listening. I know they don't get their jollies from annoying me, but then they should really make a note of who wants more info and who doesn't and leave the ones who don't alone. But they don't do this, they keep coming back. So I feel as if I can either be really really rude or have a bit of fun (if snarky). Let me note that I would do this to anyone who kept pestering me when I've made it clear I don't want what they're offering - from God to vacuum cleaners.
I can't stand it when they drag the poor kids along. That is just WRONG.
Leave me alone. If I want religion I'll go find it myself. Stop preying on the vulnerable.
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