An Open Letter to the Universe

Dear Universe,

I'd like to offer you my deepest and sincerest apologies. I really must have pissed you off in order for you to drop a 12 kg/26.5lb box of sugar from the top of a roll cage onto my shoulder and back at work tonight. I'd been there, what, 10 minutes? That really freakin' hurt! Just tell me what I did and I swear I'll never do it again.

Fondly,
Mooselet

PS - to everyone else, I'm fine. Well, as fine as a person can be after a heavy box falls onto them. I'm sure I'll have some bruising, but as long as I can get up out of the bed I'm going to collapse into in about 2 minutes it's all good.

UPDATE: It's now after 8:30 the following morning and I'm pretty good. My shoulder is only mildly sore and while my back is much more tender and starting to bruise I'm as agile as ever... which isn't saying much. So I guess the Universe accepted my apology, although I'm still clueless on what I did. If I do it again, please know it's not on purpose and not drop any more heavy boxes onto my person.