Saturday Skinfest
The "Yes I Know It's Monday and I'm Late and Shut Up Already" Edition.
The only time I got within 2 feet of the computer all weekend was when Miss Thing and Sparky hounded me to "fix" their MSN Messenger. I think when we installed AVG it was blocking the messenger program - all I did was tick a box that said "Allow to All" when I started it and viola - I'm a hero. Then I was booted off the computer so Sparky could play Runescape and Miss Thing could do "homework", which involved MySpace and aforementioned Messenger.
I was at footy training Thursday night when our club's new secretary Michael put two and two together and realized the Yank he was speaking with was the one who's blog he visited after reading an email. "I read your blog," he said with a grin. "You like a bit of a perv, do you?" I tried, and failed, not to turn as red as the shirt I was wearing when I grinned back and answered in the affirmative. In person, I'm pretty modest. Really, I am - stop laughing. It's always easier to let the inner me, the potty-mouthed perv, come out and play here and I get embarrassed when I'm called on it. Never fear Skinfest fans, as I'll take all the good natured ribbing that I have to in order to let the Perv have her fun. So let's get to it:
Oh Johnathan, not even your new angel wing tatts (not visible here, just take my word for it) can help you and your equally well built Cowboys (Helloooo Nurse - you in the Speedo in the back!) to shake the horror start to your season.
Same goes for you, Billy Slater and your giant purple, ah, ball. You know there's treatment for that, right? Anyway your manly shoulders and pecs don't change the fact the Storm have dropped their last two games.
When did Corey Parker get all grown up and studly??? First he kicks 10 for 10 in Round 1 and then puts all kinds of pervy thoughts in my head. I need to get to Broncos training sessions, I think.
It's not the best picture in the world, but I'm vaguely disturbed by the Brisbane cheersquad and the way they're all over the pig. Gives new meaning to the phrase "the other white meat".More skin, hopefully on time, next week! Added bonus points - find the Animaniacs reference.
2 Witty Remarks:
Yep those Broncos cheergirls really love a good pork....LMAO!
I know, I'm hilarious. Don't tell me,....oh stop it LMAO.
PS. I don't want to talk about football this week
Ha ha, Miss WTF, you're so funny!
We were at the game Friday night and the cheergirls have nice cute pink outfits now. You'll have to get a pic of those for next week. That Billy certainly looks like he's bulked up. And to think he may have been a jockey.. what waste.
How funny someone reading your Blog and then working out who you are. Laugh! Wish I was there to see you get all embarrassed.
It's true readers, Mooselet is, hmmm, well, different in person to on here!!
We luv her.
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