Saturday Skinfest

God, please speed up time and make it be Tuesday already. I need to get the older kids back to school before they completely drive me over the edge. I need to have my house free of children who think it's perfectly acceptable to do whatever they please all day and then get cranky with me when I inform them I need to use my computer after 10pm. "But I only just got on," they whine. Yes you only just got on, after watching TV for several hours and bouncing back and forth between PS2, the computer, your iPod or any combination of the above - shut up and get the hell of the computer.

I'll be better after Tuesday, I know I will.

So under the guise of "better late than never", here is this week's beefcake/cheesecake:

Several shirtless Broncos stand about waiting for their turn to perhaps slap on some sunscreen and get a tan. I wonder if they're contractually obligated to train shirtless?

Is there anything finer in this universe than Darren Lockyer's ass? It's damn near perfection! His well-muscled legs come a close second, but that backside has me singing booty songs.

Timana Tahu shows off his Baywatch running skills as well as his tribal trapezius tatts. Say that 5 times fast!

I have no idea who Christina Milian is - a singer of some sort - but she's kinda cute and has a smokin' hot bod, so here you go:


More skin next week!