Monday, December 31, 2007

Holy Dooly

I signed into my StatCounter, after not having done so in ages, and was astonished to see my hit count is up to nearly 100 a day! WTH!? Not that I'm complaining... but wow! It seems that most of the hits are coming from Google Images and they are focused on the Skinfest. That's not entirely surprising as looking for pictures of good looking people wearing little clothing is not exactly a new use for the internet. But why now? Why the explosion this past month?

If you're new here, please drop me a hint as to what brought you by. Has anyone else experienced an increase in hits recently?

I can tell you one thing, my ego likes it!

Saturday Skinfest

By crikey I was going to do the Skinfest - the final of 2007 - if it killed me. Of course I wasn't going to stay up past midnight last night to do it, which would have been my first real chance at getting any decent computer time all weekend, but otherwise I'm determined. So here's a very late Skinfest:

Nothing says manly football players like some Broncos doing Rockette-style kicks

How uncomfortable does Ryan Hoffman look? I just want to snuggle him in a towel.

Cooper Cronk has a stupid sounding name but some really awesome definition. I love a good leg.

You guys, and a few ladies, did such a good job naming the once cute but now skanky Hollywood starlet last week I thought I'd give you another go with this more mature but still smokin' bikini-wearing star:

More skin in 2008!!!

Revival

My computer has been given a second chance at life. It had been on life support for months now - rebooting itself for no apparent reason, freezing, and running at speeds that make snail sex seem lightening fast. The Hermit bought an external hard drive back in November for backing up files in preparation for wiping the hard drive and doing a clean re-install, but never got around to it. And he says I procrastinate!

Then Christmas arrived, bring the gifts of new iPods for the older children and a new digital camera from Fisher Price for Her Majesty. Ye olde Acer did not like all this new hardware one little bit, so I finally nagged the Hermit enough for him to do the wipe/install this past weekend. Huzzah! It is ALIVE!!!!

Of course Miss Thing and Sparky have been arguing ever since about who gets to use the computer when. They wanted to reinstall their iTunes libraries and other programs (more so Sparky here), get back to IMing various friends, and get back onto MySpace (the realm of Miss Thing). So my chances of getting within 10 feet of my computer other than to help one of them with something was slim. Factor in my job as Mommy Extraordinare - finally punched off the Mommy Clock at 11:20pm last night - and there was no way I was going to do a post this weekend.

But having my machine back up and running at something resembling normal is worth it - even if I have yet to reinstall my bookmarks and programs. I'll get to it, I swear!

Friday, December 28, 2007

Photo Friday

The last Photo Friday of 2007. Wow. From the X-mas files:


Yes, that's me, the ever elusive Mooselet - which is not entirely my fault as I'm usually the one taking the photos. But I knew Clive would be all over me this year so the Hermit was on photo duty. Clive was a little overwhelmed by Christmas this year, but I'm sure he'll catch on soon enough.

You Learn Something New Every Day

Nearly all Americans are familiar with this fine product:

Crisco Shortening. A vegetable fat used in baking to make your pie crusts, cookies and things that taste really good but aren't so good for you. As a teenager, I knew people who used Crisco as a tanning agent - instead of sunscreen they smeared themselves with Crisco to get a nice tan.

But last week I learned something else about Crisco. Americans living over in Australia who want to use Crisco to make their Christmas cookies had to venture off the beaten path in order to find their shortening:

Apparently, Crisco makes a good, ah, personal lubricant and is well known as such in certain circles. As such it is sold is sex shops throughout Oz. I need to point out that your everyday sex shop in Australia is not hidden in the seedy red light district, but can be found alongside your local stores in many suburbs, albeit with the windows blacked out. I should also point out that I don't know if this particular chain of stores sells it - they were simply one of the only photos I could find online. It would never have occurred to me that you'd have to visit a sex shop in order to make cookies. Whoopies, perhaps, but not cookies.

But now I know. And so do you.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Meme

This semi-meme may cost me the love of the Grundir the Implacable, meme-hating Wraith, but cut me some slack. It's Christmas eve and I still have a couple of last minute gifts to get, plus food shopping. I'm so far behind on my blog reading it isn't funny, so if I haven't stopped by in a while I'm very sorry and will be back after tomorrow! I'm in danger of letting this blog sit for too long, so a semi-meme is the easiest way to get a post up. I call it a semi-meme because I'm not tagging anyone - you can use it if you want, but that's up to you.

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? I prefer wrapping paper, but gift bags are also fine if I have to.

2. Real tree or artificial? Growing up I was taught artificial trees were the gift of Satan. However, real Christmas pine trees are hard to find in Australia, so I must sell a bit of my soul to Satan and own an artificial tree. But it's a good one!

3. When do you put up the tree? Since it's a fake one it can go up the first weekend of December.

4. When do you take the tree down? I try and take it down just after the New Year.

5. Do you like eggnog? Yes, very cold eggnog is awesome.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? Ah geez... I think the Christmas we got a computer would rank very highly. Otherwise nothing comes to mind - they were all good.

7. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes, despite my agnostic leanings.

8. Hardest person to buy for? At the moment, Clive because he has so many toys from Her Majesty.

9. Easiest person to buy for? Her Majesty - anything pink and Barbie will do this Christmas!

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? I don't have the time to send mass cards of either type, but if anyone sends me either I wouldn't complain.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? I've never gotten a horrible present; I'm really just happy that someone would take the time and get me something.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? How the Grinch Stole Christmas - the cartoon, not that Jim Carrey abomination.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? It really depends. I tend to be a late shopper, although this year I put a bunch of toys on lay-by in July during the toy sales and last year I was done by early December.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? No, although I'm not opposed to the idea.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Since moving to Brisbane, I've discovered rum balls of which I could easily eat a dozen at once.

16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? Colored and twinkling! White lights are too snooty.

17. Favorite Christmas song? The Twisted Christmas version of The Twelve Days of Christmas titled The Twelve Pains of Christmas.

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Christmas travel is okay if you're going to see family, but if not then staying at home is the way to go.

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blizten. And of course the proboscisously challenged Rudolph.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? No preference here. Actually this year we have neither, which now that I think about it is kind of lame.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas morning. We don't even have any presents under the tree yet as Clive would tear into them and it would ruin the whole Santa myth for Her Majesty.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Crowds. It's insane. That and Christmas decorations in shops in September - so wrong.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color? I loathe themed or designer trees. Christmas ornaments should tell a story, not bought and put up because they're all silver. That said I do have my annual dated ornaments, but of no particular style (except my moose ones, but they're all different as well).

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? I'd say ham since we would be OD'd on turkey from Thanksgiving, but since I haven't done an American Thanksgiving in ages this year it'll be turkey. I don't do the Queensland seafood theme as I don't really care for prawns and other shellfish.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? Time to myself. It wouldn't cost a thing to give me an afternoon, or even a couple of hours for a nap, to myself. Barring that, I'll take chocolate.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Saturday Skinfest

Hey, I've just won $6.60. How's that for a late birthday present? Yeah, pretty crappy... still, I'll take it.

The Hermit took me out to dinner last night for my birthday and I had a lovely green chicken curry, even if it was a bit heavy on the capsicums and onions. We then drove to Cold Rock and had ice cream (vanilla with cookie dough mixed in - diet, what diet?) while we engaged in that quintessential Aussie activity of window shopping for real estate. Real estate offices tend to cluster together and display rows and rows of photos of their offerings and you can nearly always find someone checking them out. It's always fun to dream about getting that $1.7 million house. I'd need to win a bit more than $6.60, however.

I wonder if I could use my recent lottery winnings to purchase any of these:

Johnathan Thurston, for those who like the naturally hairy look

Steve Menzies, for those who like 'em smooth chested

Matt Geyer and Billy Slater, for the greedy person who can't make up their mind

Guys, I'm pretty sure that $6.60 would get you this starlet, back when she looked decent. Brownie points to the first person who names her:

More skin - the final one of 2007 - next week!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Photo Friday

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a Happy New AAAARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!

This merry T. Rex can be found just 5 minutes from my house, outside the local vet. Seriously.

Yesterday

It was my birthday yesterday. Another year gone by and I take another step to reaching 40. I don't understand people, especially women, who are coy about their age. I turned 38 yesterday. I admit that I spent most of 1999 freaking out over the fact that I was soon to be 30, but when the big day came I looked around and went, "Huh... really doesn't feel different. Dumb ass." I never got upset about it again. Because if I wasn't 38, if I wasn't getting older, it would mean I'd be dead. And I'm not ready to be dead. It's a very simple choice when you think about it.

So how did I celebrate my natal day? Unfortunately I didn't do anything particularly exciting. Miss Thing had an appointment to get her braces removed, and they only do that in their city office. So Miss Thing and I, with Sparky and Clive in tow (Her Majesty was enjoying her last day at kindy before Christmas), hopped on the bus - no way was I driving into Brisbane and trying to find parking during the Silly Season - to spend the vast majority of the day in the CBD. Not only were the braces removed, but they had to make her top retainer which took 4+ hours. We had some lunch and then wandered around the Myer Centre - where I spent the best 4 minutes of my life in a Japanese massage chair - before walking across the river over to South Bank. There we parked it on a quiet patch of grass for an hour or so before heading back to get her retainer and come back home. It was overcast, but it kept the temperature down and so we were quite comfortable just hanging out. Miss Thing and Sparky managed not to fight too much in deference to my birthday, and Clive's only bad moment was at the end of the bus ride home. He was quite knackered and so was a bit crabby.

Silly me also agreed to take Miss Thing and Clive to the non-stop shopping last night at Westfield Chermside after my work shift was cancelled. Ugh. I couldn't believe how crowded the place was; it was like a Saturday afternoon. We left shortly before 11pm. Sparky is done, but I think Miss Thing spent more time socializing than shopping. Someone remind me not to do that again.

All in all it was a decent birthday. The Hermit got me what I asked for - a card. This is a big achievement for him, believe me. We're also going out to dinner tomorrow night. Alone. Miss Thing did manage to put something aside and get me a new wallet so I can remain "in style". Sparky promised to clean the rumpus room for me today, and Her Majesty wished me Happy Birthday every 10 minutes, followed by lots of hugs and kisses. Awesome. Momma Mooselet has made me swear to spend the birthday money she gave me on myself, and I will after Christmas when I know I can get some time just for me. Special thanks to Mother Hermit for my latest dated Lennox moose ornament which now had pride of place on the tree. Thanks, too, to Momma Mooselet and Mumfies who sang me the birthday song via email, and the wishes from Shepster and Gabe. I love the fact my brother accepts that his sister is a bit of a perv and so sends me e-cards like this:

Heh!!! I wonder if that package will be stopped by customs...

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Drat, Foiled Again

I was very excited to receive a letter in the mail yesterday from my former college. At last, something in regards to my nursing classes! After finally getting in touch via email with someone with the power to do something, I was promised a copy of the school's course cataloge with descriptions of my classes. I eagerly opened the envelope, thinking how nice it was to receive it around Christmas.

Crap. It was the wrong one. The pages are from the 1999-2000 cataloge... the year they changed the nursing syllabus. Now I have to send another email, explain I need either 97-98 or 98-99 (preferably the first) and could they please place some kind of official stamp on it so the QNC doesn't think I've made it up? Not that I didn't tell them all this in the first 3 emails I sent.

Deep breaths... all is calm... this will get straightened out eventually... deep breaths... where's my chocolate? Ahhhh, that's better.

Do you like these types of photos? I do. Brownie points to the first person who correctly identifies the object:

double click to enlarge, it's easier then...

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Monty Python

Nothing makes me laugh like Monty Python. No matter how grumpy I am, a little Python makes me better. (Get your mind out of the gutter - mine's already there!) Stuff like The Spanish Inquisition:


Or Camelot:


But this one is the best. This is how I want to go out:

Saturday Skinfest

Only 9 more sleeps til the madness of Christmas is over! Hip hip hooray!!! Don't get me wrong, I'm no Scrooge. I like Christmas. Every morning I turn on the Christmas tree lights and I wish I had outdoor lights as well. I'm happily anticipating Christmas dinner - a ham this year, I think, with Pavlova or maybe a pudding for desert. Yum.

I'm just over waiting for it to get here. Hurry the fuck up already! I want to be just regularly busy again, not insanely busy. I want to watch the kids get all excited Christmas morning, especially Her Majesty who is practically bursting with anticipation. And for myself? I'd like to find these fine specimens under my tree:

Billy Slater
Honest, I've been a good girl this year:

Craig Wing
The Hermit won't mind, I swear:

Nick Youngquest
But Santa, I admit to a double standard and so you can't bring him one of these even if she was Miss Universe:

Jennifer Hawkins
More skin next week!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Photo Friday

Did I mention Clive has inherited both of his parent's sweet tooth (teeth?):

It was actually much worse than this when it was all over. The cake? Mud cake. The occasion? His birthday. The result? A double shampoo.

Even Money

That was the phrase I used to myself as I drove home from work tonight, mentally listing the things that would not be done. They included:

* computer not shut down
* dinner dishes left on table (yes it was my dish, along with Clive's, that I did not put in the dishwasher as I rushed from table to tub to bedtime to work)
* remains of dinner not put away
* Christmas tree lights left on
* at least 2 lights left on inside

All that and more was waiting for me when I walked in the door - which had been left open, just the screen was closed - shortly after midnight. An empty bag of Doritos on the table next to a chocolate bar wrapper, the empty iced tea jug on the counter, the recycling bin overflowing under the sink, an open bag of Swedish fish, empty Diet Coke cans left out as there's no room in the recycling bin... And I haven't even looked in the living room.

I must have known this was going to happen. This morning when I put Clive down for a nap, I had one too. Sure I could have cleaned out the pool, or mopped the floor, or done some laundry. But I said "Fuck it, I'm tired. I'm catching a few winks."

Clive, God bless him, slept for just over 2 hours.

Sure it meant I couldn't do as much Christmas shopping as I had anticipated, and Miss Thing, who was coming with me, was grouchy about that. And I'd feel badly for her if I didn't know that she doesn't plan on getting her family any gifts until after Christmas and instead will spend most of her current pay check on a few mates, including the latest crush, and herself.

So now it's just after 12:30am, and instead of writing a longer blog entry or unwinding playing a game of Scrabble I'm cleaning. I could be upset about the thoughtlessness of my family, but that's a bit like asking if the air is good when there's nothing else to breathe - pointless.

But if I got paid for doing this gig - full time motherhood - I'd be rolling in dough.

And now Clive is awake and crying after Her Majesty came out looking for a drink. Can I get overtime for this?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

eBay Disappointment

I have to confess I'm a little disappointed in some of my buyers on eBay. I appreciate they bought something from me, but 5 people have failed to leave feedback despite me leaving it for them.

How much effort does it take to type out a sentence or two? I always leave feedback - when I'm the seller I leave it after I receive payment and when I'm the buyer I leave it after I've received the item. I know some sellers won't leave feedback to try and ensure their buyers leave feedback, and doing it that way has crossed my mind. But if I'm a seller, once I have my money and I ship the item my end is done. I just wish others were more considerate. I always check out people's feedback before I buy - it's how the system works. Those who reap the benefits whilst refusing to do the same for others make me want to smack them with a stinky fish.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Saturday Skinfest

So... tired... The sudden onset of summer heat isn't helping the fact that Her Majesty and Clive have been taking turns waking me up around 5-5:30 and I am so over it! What was that? Have the Hermit get up with them? Oh, you crack me up. Ain't. Gonna. Happen.

So excuse the lack of witty comments as I post the skin. Luckily, I'm not too tired to drool. Just too tired to clean it up. Someone get me one of those "Caution Wet Floor" cones. I also think I could find the energy to help the guy in the last picture find what he's looking for:



I hate Cindy Crawford. It should be against the laws of nature for a woman who has had 2 kids to look this hot:

More skin next week!

Friday, December 07, 2007

Photo Friday

I know his birthday is tomorrow, but I can't resist using Clive for Photo Friday:

He loves to have his picture taken, but the red-eye flashes cause him to close his eyes before the shutter snaps, which I find hysterical. Apparently, so does he because he giggles and then does it again. And yes, his head is that big. His vital stats:

height: 77 cms/31 inches - a gain of 7 cms/nearly 3 inches in 6 months!
weight: 10.19 kgs/22.5 lbs
head: 47 cms/19 inches

So while his weight has slowed (he only gained 1.5 kgs/3 lbs since June) he's grown and so has thinned out a little. He still eats like a horse, much like Her Majesty, but it's all fuel and not going into storage.

But he does have a problem - he suffers from FAS. Flat Ass Syndrome. My son will never be able to star in a Huggies commercial because his back goes straight into his thighs with no round curve in between. When he stands up in the bathroom, checking to make sure his manly bits are in place (and so that begins) as I draw the bath, there's nothing but a straight line from neck to foot with a crack somewhere in the middle. I wonder if I could find a support group for it online.

Happy Birthday Clive my boy-o! Despite everything you put me through, I wouldn't trade this past year, or you, for all the chocolate in the world.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Nativity

I suppose some people would think it odd and more than a little hypocritical that someone who does not have a strong religious belief system such as myself would have a nativity scene as part of their Christmas decoration. Well I do. It's part tradition and part acknowledgement of the fact that Christianity does play a large part in Christmas as we know it. After all, Santa Claus did start out as Saint Nicholas, and you can't be a saint unless you have the Christian religion (and yes, I know he was never officially made a saint).

So along with my tradition of collecting a dated ornament each year, I dutifully set up my nativity scene:

Did you notice something missing? Take another look, I'll wait... There you go, where's baby Jesus? It's a tradition in my family that since Jesus wasn't born until Christmas (and again, yes I know not really) he shouldn't appear in his manger until then. So along with opening presents under the tree, the kids check in the morning to make sure Jesus is where he's supposed to be. There have been a few close calls, but so far I've never completely forgotten.

Does anyone else have any of their own Christmas traditions they'd like to share? Feel free in the comments section.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Mooselet Update

I was going to say something about giving you the skinny on what's new with me, but given I'm back on the dieting wagon but with the reins slack in my hand and my fat arse on the seat instead of on the treadmill, let's not. Also, I'm sick. Good times, peoples. But a couple of Cold & Flu tablets that have 1,000 mg of Panadol with 8 mg of codeine followed by a 500 mg Naprosyn chaser and I'm feeling better. Temporarily at least.

I've been a very busy woman since my post about Winston. So busy it's taken me 3 days to finish this post! Sure there was the whole routine change to get used to, and Clive has been keeping me extraordinarily busy as he's up early and doesn't like to practice crawling too much - he much prefers the royal hip treatment where he can yank my hair and cram his fingers into my mouth to explore my teeth. I think he may have been a dentist in a past life. Which is a shame, because dentists are evil. So why so busy? You're about to find out.

First, let me just say to the person who emailed me 'guessing' that the thing keeping me busy was that I was pregnant again - hell no! That would involve a bright star, angels and 3 men in tacky robes showing up at my door with presents. I know it's the season for that kind of stuff, but not in this house. No more kids!

What's been keeping me busy is my new job. That's right - I've rejoined the ranks of the gainfully employed. After my post about trying to fight off another recurrence of depression, I did some serious thinking about what it was that was calling Winston to Chez Mooselet. I came to the conclusion that while I love my kids and I love the fact that I'm able to stay at home and care for the younger two and be here for the older two, it just wasn't enough. I needed to feel useful, like I was making a contribution to the household. That there's more to me than wiping backsides and doing dishes 365 days a year. In short I wanted, no needed, to go back to work.

Unfortunately it's going to take many months, maybe longer, until my nursing license is approved. I still haven't received paperwork from my school, although one instructor who is still there from my time is being as helpful as she can - even if it means a 3am phone call. Once the paperwork is submitted, I need to wait until it's assessed and I strongly suspect I will be required to undergo some remedial training of one kind or another, possibly through a university program, until I'm approved. While I love nursing - when people ask me what I do I still answer "I'm a nurse" and explain I'm just not working - and I have no intention on giving up on a career that I worked my ass off for I'm not willing to bide my time at home waiting. I want to work.

So what kind of a job could I possibly land that would still allow me to be at home for the kids during the day and did not rely on any kind of skills that require licensure? I could go and work at the McDonalds where Miss Thing used to as they recently changed their hours to be open 24/7, but I quickly discarded that notion. I wanted to job where I'd be kept busy, not standing around cleaning the fryer on a Wednesday night at 11pm because everyone is home in bed. To cut to the chase, I'm now employed by Woolworths supermarket as a nightfill, or shelf stocker. A brain dead job? You betcha. Opening boxes and putting cookies on the shelf is not exactly rocket science. But it has these advantages:

- I pretty much dictated my availability. I said I was only available to start an hour later than they normally have their nightfill start, and they were okay with that. Nor am I there until 3 am, so I can still come home and sleep before the little ones wake me up. Plus I'm only doing 3 or 4 shifts, so again I'm not risking exhaustion.
- It's incredibly busy. Aside from a 15 minute break half way through my shift, I don't stop. Since nothing makes time fly like being busy, I don't mind.
- It's a very physical job. My thighs were killing me over the weekend from all the squatting, so if nothing else I may drop a few kilos. Who needs a gym when they pay me to work out?
- I'm left alone for vast stretches of time. Except for me asking a few questions or my supervisor popping by to see how I'm doing, no one is bothering me. I can't tell you how good this is.
- Coming from the Land of Minimum Wage, I'm being paid what I consider an obscene amount of money that very nearly equals what I was making as a newly licensed RN in 1999, and not too far behind what I was earning when I left in 2002. Yes nurses earn more - and when I look at the wage I could be earning had we not left Massachusetts I want to weep - but I'm earning a decent salary that will definitely help out the family budget. That makes me feel good.

The Hermit was not happy with me at first for going this route, but now that he understands that my ultimate goal is to get my RN license and go back to work in nurisng he's being supportive. Still not thrilled, but it beats the anger and the non-discussions that we had a couple of weeks ago.

So there you have it. This damned cold aside, I already feel better and have only gotten glimpses of Winston as he skulks way up on the curb instead of at the foot of my bed. I doubt you'll read too much about it - after all, how exciting would posts about the new cookies that were delivered be - but I think you won't hear too much about Winston any more either.

Monday, December 03, 2007

Family Update

Since Clive is down for a nap and Miss Thing is still asleep I thought I'd take this time to bang out a quick update on everyone and get back into the blogging habit.

Clive: Can you believe he turns 1 year old on Saturday? Me neither. I'm thinking of having a party on the 16th (Miss WTF & Mumfies - you free?) but if I can't pull it together until after Christmas it's not the end of the world. He's one, he doesn't know any different. He's off to the health clinic for his well-baby check this afternoon, so I'll update with the vitals but he's a big sturdy boy. He had his first haircut last Friday; he's been my only child with so much hair that he needed a haircut before 15 months. How'd he go, you ask? He HATED it and screamed like he was a guest at Gitmo the entire time. Of course that didn't stop him from eating a Dorito with hair sprinkles, but it did get us a lot of stares from passer-by. Fortunately the salon knows us very well and we all just laughed as we held his held still so he didn't lose an ear. Picture to come... eventually!

Her Majesty: She's very excited about Christmas although she still hasn't quite kicked her Santa phobia. She did okay with the Santa at the local shopping centre as long as I held her, but didn't quite like the one at the pool Christmas party this weekend. She has another shot with one this Friday at her Kindy Christmas party, which leads me to this thought: when you were a kid did you see Santa this much? I don't remember seeing the big man in person all that much, and most communication were via letters written with the Christmas flyers handy so I could ask for as much loot as possible. She's still loving her new swimming lessons, to the point where she's willing to put up with an instructor she doesn't like (nothing wrong with him, it's all her and her issues with men) if it means wearing her new swim fins.

Sparky: Sparky is gearing up for the end of school and his Year 7 graduation next week. He's off to high school next year and I'm simultaneously thrilled and bewildered. Thrilled to see him take this next step in his life but bewildered as to when it all happened. I mean, how did he go from an adorable toddler to an almost teenager (in Feb '08) so quickly? High school? No way. In other news, he was happy to report his school touch football team finished in the top 4 and he scored several times. It gives him that boost of confidence that is sometimes lost when he plays club footy. He and I also had a conversation last week on Womanspeak:

Sparky: (on being invited to a birthday party for a girl friend, not girlfriend) "She's says I don't have to get her anything, not to bother."
Me: "OK, let me explain something to you sweetcheeks. When a girl says something like 'I don't want anything' or 'Don't go to any trouble' or anything like that, she doesn't mean it. You need to get her something."
Sparky: puzzled silence as he works this concept through his mind. "Um, why didn't she say so?"
Me: "Look, don't try and understand the why. You'll hurt yourself. Just know you need to get a gift."

After some discussion he ended up getting her a small girly notebook and pen, and he got brownie points for bringing a present. You've got to train them right when they're young or they never understand.

Miss Thing: Recently lost a $5 bet to me after failing to completely clean her room, including laundry, in 4 days. Every few months she decides to rearrange her furniture, which necessitates a thorough cleaning. This started on Thursday. Given her room resembles a federally funded waste dump I was sure it would take at least a week, but she boasted she'd have it done by Saturday night even though she worked most of Saturday. The bet was for it to be done by 8pm last night. As of now she still has laundry to dry as well as fold, and there are still several items in the hallway. No word on her grades yet, but we should have them by the end of the week.

The Hermit: Not much new to report there. Still working 12+ hour days at a job he'd rather not be at and hoping we hit the lottery so he can tell them where to stick it.

Myself: That's another post, but I'm doing much better in the mental health department, if not the physical health one. I developed a sore throat over the weekend so now I sound squeaky when I speak.

There's been no news on Shelby, so we are left with two assumptions. One is that someone has her and is feeding her much more frequently than we did, thereby mooting any reasons to come back. The other option we don't like to think about so we create goofy fantasies involving meatloaf and old ladies that ease the pain a little bit. Our yard is a lonely place.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Saturday Skinfest

I didn't dare let another weekend go by without doing the Skinfest. Now that the Christmas tree is up and almost decorated - needs another string of lights - I'm really hoping to have some more free time.

Oh stop laughing and shut up.

I'm just going to get right to the skin and stop blathering on and apologizing - anyone out there who has kids and/or a life (is it possible to have a life of ones own when one has kids? discuss) totally understands, and if you don't you can kiss my lily-white grits.

This week's theme - pictures from the slightly suspicious files:



And for you guys, from the desert cart:

More skin next week!