Saturday, October 27, 2007

Saturday Skinfest

I'm staring to twitch a little bit what with the NRL season over. I tried to watch an American football game the other night on ESPN - I think it was Detroit and... some other team. Yeah, it was that exciting. Where are the short shorts, the bulging muscles, the blood, the dackings or just the sheer physicality of the game I've come to love? Sure some of the NFL players are fit and good looking, but you'd never know it under all that padding. And when was the last time you saw an NFL guy tackled by his waistband, giving us this type of view:

Or have a defensive lineman look like this:

Or have the entire team look like this:

What do you mean there's more to the NFL than hot bods? Perish the thought...

When a woman falls pregnant, the bonus for the men is the visit from the Boobie Fairy. I think she might be a distant cousin of the Tooth Fairy, but instead of taking away body parts she adds to them. Why just recently she visited Halle Berry:

More skin next week!

5 Witty Remarks:

Elizabeth said...

Holy moly, she sure did visit Halle!
And those men coming out of the ocean are gorgeous!! I have to learn more about this sport!!
:) Elizabeth

Hermit's 'Lil Sis said...

Holy crapola! I saw Halle on Ellen DeGeneres today and the boobies were well covered in a cute little frock. That's definitely a generous boobie fairie.

yellojkt said...

I did not need that moons shot, but Hallie's baby boobies made up for it.

Momma Mooselet said...

While I have to admit to being an avid NFL fan, I must also admit that the NRL provides much better skin.

Jeff said...

Man, if those straps were 1/4" smaller she would definitely be showing her dials. She must be using some good quality duct tape.