Saturday Skinfest
The Bitterly Disappointed Fan edition.
I'm am so angry with the Brisbane Broncos I could just spit. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the dying minutes of a game is something I thought only the New England Patriots could do, but nooooooo. Henceforth I am decreeing all Broncos players banned from the Skinfest until they redeem themselves.
Yeah, I'm a little too emotionally invested. What's your point???
I wrote that last night (Friday) after the ultimate choke (could give the Red Sox some tips) from the Broncos and you know, I'm still gutted. Like a fish about to be served up with some nice hot chips. I feel like the field that the dog is crapping on while the Broncos just stand and watch.
No Broncos for you!!!!
I need something soft and cute, yet manly. I know! Let's combine shirtless Melbourne Storm player Brett White and his newborn baby! Awwwwww:
OK, feeling just a little bitter better now. I just won't think about it. Instead I can turn my mind to the drool-worthy shoulders and abs of Matt Rua, also from the Storm:
Guys, remember that ZZ Top song 'Legs'? Go on, sing a few bars. Now have a look here and tell me if this cheergirl qualifies:
More skin, and hopefully a better mood, next week.
7 Witty Remarks:
So sorry about your Broncos. Sometimes the return of a feature player like Lockyear causes the rest of the team to rela a little too much - He is back so everything is fine now. Unfortunately, in a game like Rugby, it takes everyone to win. Coming from Massachusetts I know the feeling all too well. Take a deep brath........ relax...... now go take it out on the Hermit.
Wait-a-minute!! Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. "Take it out on the Hermit"???
What part did he play in the Broncos loss?
If the dog was not happy---well maybe the bitch was after her poop---, then the Broncos must have not pooped before the game, hence they were too pooped to participate during the game.
The sportscasters over here are encouraging the Boston Celtics to lose games so that they can get first pick in the draft. The Celtics, once the premier powerhouse basketball team, ARE poop! And then there are the Boston Bruins hockey team. More shit, er poop.
Its Sunday afternoon, and my rage has only just subsided.
Just.
It's still on a hair trigger. If someone says one word about it I may run my car into them.
Two words for you Moosie. Just two.
Darius Boyd.
I pray I do not see his face on the wing at aussie on friday night. I may yell something obscene.
OMG - that's what I yelled at the tv in the last 30 seconds on Friday night. I couldn't believe it! Now, I'm not a total fan of sport and know didly squat about it all, but... my goodness me... that was a shocker!
Good on the Sydney Panthers, but Jingos!
Nice pics too, thanks very much!
(At least the Tigers lost too!!)
Simone - Indeed, Darius Boyd is forever banned from the Skinfest. Let in two tries and then that... that... thing at the end. Urge to kill, rising. They need Tame back ASAP (although he'll always be Gary to me). Are you going to the game Friday?
Mumfies - You know it was bad when you're yelling at the telly!
Shepster - Celts haven't been the same since Larry Bird left.
Have been in Minnesota helping my son move and my FIL's computer is a dinosaur. I was having blog withdrawal. And thanks for that last shot, now I have serious ass envy!
The Celtics are so bad, Mooselet, that I bet they could win games with Larry Bird on the current team, even though he's much too old to play, and probably grossly out of shape.
Most of their demise is bad management. They've not been the same since Red Auerbach stepped down. He must be restless in his grave.
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