Quick quiz! What services are provided by Australia Post?
a) purchase stamps
b) mail letters and packages worldwide
c) buy products from paper and pens to mobile phones
d) pay bills and do your banking
e) apply for an Australian passport
f) apply for Australian citizenship
Trick question!!! You can do all of those things, even get your Aussie citizenship, at the post office. I'm not kidding.
As you may recall, last month the Hermit and I applied for our Australian citizenship. A couple of weeks ago I received our letters from the Department of Immigration and Multicultural Affairs (hereafter known as DIMA) telling us our applications had been referred to the Postal Manager at Redcliffe. Since we are geographically closer to Redcliffe than Brisbane - and no one in their right mind wants to travel into the city for crap like this - the Hermit and I assumed that, like other government offices, DIMA has officials that work in regional centres. This assumption was given more weight when I rang up the Redcliffe Post Office and was told they only did citizenship interviews on certain days and only between certain hours. Sounds like a government job to me!
We arrived at the Redcliffe Post Office shortly after 3pm Wednesday, documents in hand and running over the lists of our rights and responsibilities as wannabe Aussies. We approached the counter and explained why we were there. Ah, yes... step over here please while I get Shirley for you, she said.
I had assumed we'd be meeting with the DIMA folks, taken into a back room somewhere and, well, interviewed. After all, the page and a half long letter mentions the word interview no less than nine times. And I don't think I'm confused as to the meaning of the word 'interview'. Nope, I'm clear on that.
You can see where I went wrong, of course. I assumed.
We were lead to the next space at the counter, where our 'interview' was conducted by one of the Post clerks. She pulled out a checklist for each of us and ticked off the appropriate documents while another clerk made photocopies of said documents (she was nice enough to hand us back the $35 US dollars we had stashed in the Toddler's passport). Mine was first, and I was asked, rather casually, if I had ever been found guilty of any sort of offense, no matter how long ago, in a court of law. Nope. Did I intend to reside in Australia and/or maintain a close and lasting relationship with Australia? Yup. Could I tell her the privileges of an Australian citizen?
I got through the first four out of five when I drew a mental blank. I began to panic. What was the fifth one? Was I going to fail because I couldn't remember? Were they not going to let me stay because I could only get 80%? "I can't remember the fifth one," I bleated, my face becoming flushed.
The clerk reached under the desk to pull out a slim booklet. "You're allowed to look them up," she said, offering it to me.
What??? No one told me it would be an open book exam. "Oh, no. I have them here," I said, handing my hand out to the Hermit for the slip of paper we had been quizzing each other off of (and very accurately too, I may add). We exchanged incredulous looks. Here we were, applying for something we took very seriously and all around us people were buying stamps and picking up the mail. We could read our rights and responsibilities off a piece of paper!
"Oh, we just want to know that you have the jist of it," said the clerk, ticking off the box.
Ten minutes later (the Hermit had far fewer documents than I, as I had all 3 kids on my application) we walked out, shaking our heads in disbelief. That was a citizenship interview?? Now we certainly weren't handed any certificates or anything, just a receipt saying we'd turned up and had all of the required documentation. We won't know if we've been accepted for another 4-12 weeks, and still have to attend a ceremony to make it all official. But I had a harder time getting my Queensland drivers license.
Today I asked my Canadian friend DarkSideDeb if she had a similar experience when she applied for citizenship in Victoria. She did, although she wasn't sworn in as a citizen until after the Army transfered them to Brisbane. So it isn't just one of those odd Queensland things.
There has been a lot of talk here about making citizenship tougher to obtain. Longer waits between permanent residency and citizenship. Exams about Australian culture and history. Before Wednesday I was skeptical. After all, the US has an exam and look how well that's done for assimilation of immigrants. (Please take this moment to wipe up the puddle of sarcasm I've dripped all over you.) Now... well I still don't think potential immigrants knowing Don Bradman's batting average or when the First Fleet arrived is going to solve anything, but making it more than another clerical job for Australia Post might be a good start.
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